Harry Potter crack fics
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shinra_lackey"What is a crack fic," you ask? Why, what it sounds like, of course. Fanfics that are on crack: characters are OC, bizarre things happen to them, and they're funny as hell.
Draco Malfoy and the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? and Epilogue by Maya (Multi-part, complete, Draco/Hermione)
Sleeping with the Enemy by Cimorene (one-shot, H/D)
Dracilla by superscar (humor, one-shot, D/Hermione)
The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape (complete?, Snape-centric, gen)
Draco Malfoy and the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? and Epilogue link now defunct by Maya (Multi-part, complete, Draco/Hermione) Draco Malfoy, magically transformed into an evil rat. Who is it who always seems to get the evil rats as pets, and what is poor, poor Draco's new name? Eventually D/Hr, just now mainly D/coffee... Read for poor, traumatized Draco. Read for the great one-liners. Read for the stupid, stupid Gryffindors that Draco must live with. One of the funniest series in HP fandom with over the top fandom!Draco.
The worst day of Draco Malfoy's life started, as the majority of days do, by his waking up. A sleeping Crabbe and Goyle were doing their usual vigorous impressions of the Hogwarts express, and Draco woke at six with a vague idea that he had been trapped in a landmine.
Once he got tangled up in his sheets and fell off the bed, he realised this was probably not the case.
He used to wake up like this a lot in first year, he reflected. Lucky he had grown so there wasn't such a long way to fall...
Of course, lucky he had grown in any case, since the love life of a four foot tall sixth year would be a sad, lonely and pretty much one-on-one affair.
Sleeping with the Enemy by Cimorene (one-shot, H/D) A post Hogwarts story. Harry and Drac are in a relationship, but too bad they're still on opposite sides of the war. I really liked cimorene's Draco and how unashamed he is in being one of the bad guys. Originally recced by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
switchknife
"He shows *no* remorse whatever," Harry had grumbled when they'd been living together only a few months, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Remorse for...?" Hermione had prompted, nibbling a blueberry scone. "These are pretty good."
"Really?" Harry'd said, distracted. "I'll tell him. I like them, but he thought they needed more sugar. --Oh. Remorse for torturing people to death!" he'd exclaimed. "You'd think it would *bother* him a bit. 'What about the screams of pain?' I asked him. 'What about when they beg you for mercy?' Do you know what he said?"
Hermione had paused, not having yet taken another bite of scone. "What?"
" 'Well, it's entertaining at first of course,' he said. 'But they all beg the same. I get awfully tired of hearing "please"!' He *mocked* them! '"Oh, anything you want! I am your slave!"' He said."
Dracilla by superscar (humor, one-shot, D/Hermione) girl!Draco beset on an unsuspecting Hogwarts and the male population beset on poor Draco. Who does he turn to? And the frist guess doesn't count.
His features were basically the same, but prettied up to the extreme. Basically…exactly how he would look…if he was a girl. Which he was. Draco shuddered. Long dark eyelashes framed his gray eyes. His hair was longer, falling around his face. He looked…pretty. Repulsively, hideously GORGEOUS.
Nausea rose within him at the valley girl staring back into his eyes.
He'd never looked so girly...so feminine. His eyes dropped to his chest...
So…fucking…HOT!
The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape (complete?, Snape-centric, gen) Lauren Snape has created a livejournal for an imaginary student at Hogwarts who gets her hands on a list on how to annoy Severus Snape and decide to put it into action. Cute and funny and Merriweather is adorable, a perfectly likeable OC. Oh, and don't forget to scroll down and start from the beginning.
"5. Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it."
Draco Malfoy and the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? and Epilogue by Maya (Multi-part, complete, Draco/Hermione)
Sleeping with the Enemy by Cimorene (one-shot, H/D)
Dracilla by superscar (humor, one-shot, D/Hermione)
The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape (complete?, Snape-centric, gen)
Draco Malfoy and the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? and Epilogue link now defunct by Maya (Multi-part, complete, Draco/Hermione) Draco Malfoy, magically transformed into an evil rat. Who is it who always seems to get the evil rats as pets, and what is poor, poor Draco's new name? Eventually D/Hr, just now mainly D/coffee... Read for poor, traumatized Draco. Read for the great one-liners. Read for the stupid, stupid Gryffindors that Draco must live with. One of the funniest series in HP fandom with over the top fandom!Draco.
The worst day of Draco Malfoy's life started, as the majority of days do, by his waking up. A sleeping Crabbe and Goyle were doing their usual vigorous impressions of the Hogwarts express, and Draco woke at six with a vague idea that he had been trapped in a landmine.
Once he got tangled up in his sheets and fell off the bed, he realised this was probably not the case.
He used to wake up like this a lot in first year, he reflected. Lucky he had grown so there wasn't such a long way to fall...
Of course, lucky he had grown in any case, since the love life of a four foot tall sixth year would be a sad, lonely and pretty much one-on-one affair.
Sleeping with the Enemy by Cimorene (one-shot, H/D) A post Hogwarts story. Harry and Drac are in a relationship, but too bad they're still on opposite sides of the war. I really liked cimorene's Draco and how unashamed he is in being one of the bad guys. Originally recced by
switchknife"He shows *no* remorse whatever," Harry had grumbled when they'd been living together only a few months, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Remorse for...?" Hermione had prompted, nibbling a blueberry scone. "These are pretty good."
"Really?" Harry'd said, distracted. "I'll tell him. I like them, but he thought they needed more sugar. --Oh. Remorse for torturing people to death!" he'd exclaimed. "You'd think it would *bother* him a bit. 'What about the screams of pain?' I asked him. 'What about when they beg you for mercy?' Do you know what he said?"
Hermione had paused, not having yet taken another bite of scone. "What?"
" 'Well, it's entertaining at first of course,' he said. 'But they all beg the same. I get awfully tired of hearing "please"!' He *mocked* them! '"Oh, anything you want! I am your slave!"' He said."
Dracilla by superscar (humor, one-shot, D/Hermione) girl!Draco beset on an unsuspecting Hogwarts and the male population beset on poor Draco. Who does he turn to? And the frist guess doesn't count.
His features were basically the same, but prettied up to the extreme. Basically…exactly how he would look…if he was a girl. Which he was. Draco shuddered. Long dark eyelashes framed his gray eyes. His hair was longer, falling around his face. He looked…pretty. Repulsively, hideously GORGEOUS.
Nausea rose within him at the valley girl staring back into his eyes.
He'd never looked so girly...so feminine. His eyes dropped to his chest...
So…fucking…HOT!
The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape (complete?, Snape-centric, gen) Lauren Snape has created a livejournal for an imaginary student at Hogwarts who gets her hands on a list on how to annoy Severus Snape and decide to put it into action. Cute and funny and Merriweather is adorable, a perfectly likeable OC. Oh, and don't forget to scroll down and start from the beginning.
"5. Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it."
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Date: 2004-10-16 12:44 pm (UTC)